Sounds Like a You Problem
by J. Rocky Colavito
Some dating profiles are weirder than most.
I REALLY WONDER ABOUT certain folks like the ones that act all judgy and offended in social media communities. I’m sure you’ve encountered them, especially in kink groups. Like it’s an issue that consenting adults enjoy cosplaying in animal mascot regalia, having wrestling matches, and ending up in cuddle puddles. Seeing your favorite Bull READ MORE...
Bong Fetus
by Jerry Blaze
A pair of guys decide to get creative with their bong water.
IT STARTED WHEN I went to a rave with my friend, Chaz. He and I decided to get high in the unisex restroom with the bong I had brought along. We had some primo bud and I wanted to be high while out in the crowd of idiots.
The sink wasn’t working and we didn’t have anything to fill the bong with, but an idea crossed my mind. Pushing op READ MORE...
Eviction Notice
by Amanda Worthington
Sometimes to put it all together, you have to take it all apart.
PEACE IS MOMENTS AWAY, I think as the drugs swim in my system. There is a hastily written note on the kitchen island. The marble beneath the paper is pristine. That’s what really matters. Leave the property in the condition it was in when you signed the lease. I take my contractual obligations seriously. I like to think I’m a good per READ MORE...
Delphinophobia
by Holly Nicholls
Dolphins are sweet and playful creatures, until you’re alone in the ocean with one.
NO ONE TELLS YOU how dark the ocean is. Vantablack. The blazen fireflies of stars and galaxies stretch above the cruise liner. A seemingly endless liner, yet nothing at all compared to the vastness that hides out there. And under the magnificent boat… Under the rippling waves, is an entire world we haven’t touched compared to the surface.
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Spare Change
by L.D. Jordan
On a scale of one to ten, how bad is the pain?
MADISON SPACED OUT as she brushed her teeth with the old baking soda she took from the fridge. Her reflection in the mirror did not tell the story of the little girl inside her who delighted in the warmth of her mother’s hug as she told her stories of princesses in magic kingdoms.
The woman before her was hollow, unaware of the sunken dark READ MORE...
Appetizer
by J.C. Maçek III
A lovesick suitor, desperate to bed his latest conquest, has a very unique, painful and self-defeating method of demonstrating his devotion to the object of his desire. Dinner guests don’t seem to be complaining about the delicacy he gives them a taste of.
CUTTING MY PENIS OFF has unquestionably been the most difficult thing I’ve ever had to do.
This is especially true because “cutting off” is the wrong term. She told me she wants thin slices, see? Slices so thin and delicate you can see light through them.
Let me tell you, that fucking hurts! Pure agony!
The things we d READ MORE...
Tippity Twitchet
by Corinne Pollard
Piper’s body hungers with a monstrous appetite. When is sex too much sex?
PIPER HUNGERED.
Wound up tight, her body shivered and sweated from head to toe. Her mouth was dry as a desert, her breasts ached, and her rock-solid nipples chafed at the slightest touch. She panted, her lungs and heart trembling with the longing, the need for release, until she could no longer stand it.
She’d tried her usual toys READ MORE...
Playing Possum
by D. L. Winchester
Not all possums are roadkill...
I HELD SARAH’S HAND as I drove through the mountains, playing with the ring I’d put on her finger the night before. It’d taken months to save up for it on my EMT salary, but I’d finally managed. We were on our way to surprise my parents with the news. Passing through an open valley, we rounded a curve, and Sarah squeezed my hand.
We are OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS!!!
Josh Darling
We are open for submissions until May 1st, 2025. Go here for more information: Our Submission Guidelines! or click "Navigation" in the menu and then "Submissions."
Happy Holidays —The War on Xmas Rages On! Qapla!
Josh Darling
I don't like themed submission calls. The theme with Carnage House is "Entertaining Splatter/gore/extreme horror," so why throw another layer of complicated on top of that? Why say, "Write that and make it holiday-themed?" So, for funsies, the editorial staff wrote some Holiday Horror that you'll find in the mix. You'll know these pieces because they have a mistletoe illustration. We also did this so all the people who get rejection letters from us can say, "Yeah, the editors there suck as writers." And that is our real gift to you, and maybe kidney stones.
Happy whatever you celebrate. —or don't.
Musings on Carnage House Year 1.
Josh Darling
Here's a concept for a magazine: Operate at a loss while publishing in a freak subgenre. Make the site fiction only. Come for the weird stuff, stay for the sex and carnography.
There will be no reviews of the new Disney Batman movie.
No interviews with Ryan Jackman.
No ugly ads.
Nothing to save the reader from the stories that weep guts.
Add to that a mathematical sense of equality. This is done with a randomized homepage. The stories we publish are great, and there is no way to order greatness.
Magically, it paid off. By "magically," I mean a ton of hard work and luck.
The experience of working with writers, making new friends, and learning so much about writing and the craft has been one of my best experiences.
I know I post soupy messages about how "I'm shocked at how well things are going." For a guy with so many failed projects, having a site with 49,000+ hits since January 1st leaves me dumbfounded. It's easy to say, "Hits are just a number," but it makes me happy knowing our stories are getting read.
A year ago, I struggled with putting Carnage House together. Then Jacque Day Pallone and a mysterious illustrator came on board and helped this along. Carnage House would not have been possible without them.
At the end of issue #3, Jacque and I asked a few writers to help us with Issue #4. Tim Tolbert, Holly Luanne Nicholls, and Michael Errol Swaim, I'm super appreciative of what you bring to the table.
For me, the most important part of our editorial meetings is the chance to thank all of you.
Issue #4 is special because we've made it a year. It's also special because we're publishing an issue with a handful of stories by award-winning name authors. It's shocking to me. I have never felt so lucky, and I am grateful.
Thank you, the editors, the writers, and the readers.
I can't say it enough: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
As one year ends, the next one begins. Issue #5 is open for submissions.
Get at it.
Thank you
Issue #3 Launch
The Editors
Twenty-one new stories of gore and terror from some names you recognize, including Ken Hueler, J. Rocky Colavito, Joe Cameron, C. C. Rossi, Alejandro Gonzales, Amanda Worthington, and Holly Nicholls. Also, in Issue 3, appearing in Carnage House for the first time are Lindsey B. Goddard, Corinne Pollard, Basile Lebret, Valerie B. Williams, Kasey Hill, Nora B. Peevy, Jon Carroll Thomas, Aisling Campbell, Benjamin Kardos, Daniel R. Robichaud, Katharine Hanifen, Lee Culloty, and Michael Errol Swaim.
In this issue we have something special from Dr. Chris McAuley and Claudia Christian—a preview of their upcoming Dark Legacies series.
Issue #2 Launch
Josh Darling
Issue 2 will go live tonight, March 15h, around 11 PM EST!!!
Issue #2 launches March 15...
Josh Darling
Look out for stories from Dani Brown, Douglas Ford, Lisa Vasquez, Matthew Hollis Damon, Chris W. McGuinness, and Moaner Lawrence.
We Are Closed for Submissions
Josh Darling
We are currently closed for submissions. Due to the quality and quantity of what we have, it'll take us some time to sort through.
The War on Christmas Begins!
The Editors
Seeking winter holiday-themed stories set around Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and more, really any holiday including that one—extra points for killing Santa. The "War on Christmas" issue will include only a handful of stories, so get super gross with it.
DEADLINE: December 13, 2023.
Rocky Gets Reviewed
Josh Darling
Rocky Colavito whose story "Jailhouse Slop" appears in VOL 1. of Carnage House scored an awesome review of his book "Shards of Shattered Dolls" on Splatploitation check out the review here:
Coming Soon Illustrations!!!
Josh Darling
More stories are slowly getting posted as I'm getting the time to post them. Soon a few illustrations will be up for a handful of the stories. The drawings are done by the New York artist M.
We're Up and Running... ish.
Josh Darling
We didn't want to say that we were going to do something and then not do it...
There were a bunch of stepping stones that got tripped over along the way to getting the site up. Because the quality of the fiction that we're posting here is so important to us, a few more stories will be released over the next week or so.
On a fun and terrible side note, we're still bug crushing so give us a heads up if you see any here:
Oh yeah, we have a Facebook page, please like us while there's still space...