CARNAGE HOUSE

Yums Yums

by Christopher Ridge

Sure is Yums Yums.

IT WASN’T EASY EATING a human head.

Bone crunching. Brain squishing. He managed though.

Of course, he didn’t start out with that level of skill. He had to work up to it.

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John Riley was born with a vicious appetite. From day one, his aptitude for consumpti

Bob

by Jake Kolasa

His cooking is the shit.

HE WAS LIKE OUR very own AI-generated human. No matter how hard you tried, you could never tell how many fat rolls were on his body. You just kept counting, and they would keep going, going, going. All of them were covered in hairs and warts, and his skin wobbled back and forth, like every time you looked at him you were on

Tootle-EWWWWW!

by J. Rocky Colavito

Smelling it dealt the death blow.

THE PRESSURE ON HIS SPHINCTER was overwhelming, and Branch was just about to risk a charge of indecent exposure. He knew he’d fucked up horribly when he grabbed the bag of tacos from a regional chain that he’d never heard of. They had tasted all right going down, but they settled funny in his stomach and started talking

Fuck Me Like a Zombie

by James Patrick Riser

Do zombies fuck?

SHE SAID IT SUDDENLY as they watched the herd of zombies shuffle down the street, three stories down, from their apartment window. This was the second lockdown Billy had experienced in his lifetime. During the first lockdown, Viola and Billy tried anal, which Billy thought he would like. Viola refused to use lube on the

The Passion of Lovers

by Tali Graves

Please, take me. Please, take it out.

AMELIA STOOD AT the bathroom doorframe, silently staring as Luna watched the rain pelt her bedroom window. The pale yellow of a streetlight leaked in. Luna always said there was something special about rain, the louder the better—the more it kept her mind from wandering into awful places.

Wrapped in her scarlet ba

The Tale of Shitty Zitty

by Benjamin Kardos

Acne can be torture.

THE BED SHEETS WERE saturated with blood. They stuck to his skin like glue as he rolled on his side. Rising out of bed, he pulled the covers back.

“Shit,” he said.

The bleeding was worse than ever. His bed looked like a murder scene. The stains were everywhere. The sheets hadn't been changed in months.

Gunkgina

by Ricardo D. Rebelo

She’ll drain you dry. Every last drop.

BEREND BOTHA HAD HEARD tales in Sol Del Mar Country Club’s bar about a creature that could milk a man completely of cum.

“The beast would use its vagina and tail to manipulate the prostate, and once it’s latched, the beast does not let go until the man is spent,” the man said across from Botha.

Clyde B

Glory, Glory

by Dewey L. Yeatts

Frank loves glory holes. What he gets when he tries a “discount” location, spirals into blood and madness.

THIS IS WHAT YOU get when you use a discount glory hole.

Frank loved glory holes and was hooked into a network on the dark web, which provided locations where the service was available and the best times to go there.

He should have been wary to go into the one that unexpectedly popped up a few miles from hi

Misophonia

by Lindsey Beth Goddard

When a roommate is so noisy, only death can silence him.

IT’S NOT ALL SOUNDS THAT trigger my anxiety. Some sounds relax me. Like the steady drip, drip, drip of the old man’s blood on the floor beside me. It comforts me, because it assures me his daily assault on my eardrums is finally over. Forever.

I don’t think I expected too much of t