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The Best of Carnage House Year One

This is the Standard.

Each full moon, you turn into a fossilized Viking turd —how does your spouse react?

What if John Wick met the Sawyer family? How much of a slob do you have to be for the ghost haunting your studio apartment to stage an intervention? Speaking of ghosts,did you know they can give you STDs? And, would you know a Pukwudgie when you saw it?

The authors in this compilation of vile, disgusting, and transgressive tales have considered these questions —and more. Cozy, we are not. The stories within feed from the bottom, a menagerie of splatterpunk, extreme horror, gore, and smut, with some laughs thrown in for good measure. If you’re interested in the spaces where the dream life meets the American nightmare story with more roaches than a Cheech and Chong movie, check out this anthology.

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The Best of Carnage House Year Two

The Son of the Best of Carnage House Year 2!

Edited by Josh Darling and Jacque Day, and featuring stories by Hannah Birss, Christopher Michael Blake, Jerry Blaze, Penny Blood, Tim Boiteau, Pixie Bruner, J. Rocky Colavito, Fox Darcy, R.E. Dyer, Elsbeth Eden, Galen Gower, Anna Rose Greenberg, Alexander Hay, L.D. Jordan, Toshiya Kamei, Benjamin Kardos, Bitter Karella, Zoltán Komor, Aaron Lebold, Basile Lebret, Paul Lonardo, Hillary Lyon, J.C. Maçek III, Chris McAuley, Chris W. McGuinness, Aiden E. Messer, Nora B. Peevy, Corinne Pollard, Chantell Renee, James Patrick Riser, Edward R. Rosick, Ria Rowz-Elize, Laura Shell, Eddie Spohn, Kurt Swaim, Michael Errol Swaim, Rob Tannahill, Lula Von Goth, and Josef B. Wilke.

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The Curse of Katie Elder

By Thomas R Clark

Legends Die. Sinners Live Forever.

“Thomas R Clark’s fast-paced The Curse of Katie Elder offers the reader cinematic descriptions and visceral dialogue in this original tale with a vampiric twist. Notable characters of the Old West collide with a vivid cast of contemporary personalities who recoil from and attempt to resolve the terrors of the past in unexpected crime scenes set in Upstate New York, with unforgettable and often bloody results. – Ruthann Jagge, Author of Coeur Noir-Black Heart

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Absorbed by Excrement

By Michael Errol Swaim

When the boundary between life and art collapses, is anyone safe?

Joshua Meyers’s life has not been without struggles, but he finds solace in writing extreme horror—an endeavor that hasn’t made him wealthy, not exactly. But he and his family enjoy a comfortable existence. On the surface, Joshua has everything a man could want. But underneath, his urges rage, and his cravings for debasement and debauchery border on obsession. When he finally achieves every writer’s heart’s desire—his words leaping off the page—he learns that it all comes at a cost.

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9 Horror Stories: The Sequel

By Josh Darling

A Book so Good it Only Exists as a Sequel

9 Horror Stories: The Sequel is Josh Darling’s first short story collection. The works include a resignation letter to a mad scientist, a gory meeting between a priest and a mortician, an exposé of the gutted suburban underbelly of America, and, of course, a little crime-infused horror. Spanning the strange, grotesque, and frightening. 9 Horror Stories: The Sequel is sometimes humorous, often savage, and always dark.

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Carnage House the T-Shirt!

The First, Last, and Only Fly Gear You'll Ever Need

Handmade silk-screened shirt made from durable 100% cotton and emblazed with the most beautiful of all birds: The Vulture. Impress your friends and family with your psychotic rage, impress the media with this shirt on your red carpet walk to the electric chair. Let the world know, "—this is your trigger warning."

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