Welcome to the submission process.

Greetings and salutations,
By clicking the link below, you'll be starting the tedious process of submitting your story to the finest splatterpunk and extreme horror magazine in all of Puppetland. Before you do that, here is everything you're going to need to navigate our admittedly stringent submission process:

• The name of your story.
• The word count. Anything under 500 or over 5,500 words and the system will auto-reject you. Contact an editor if you're not in compliance.
• A link to your "social" media.
• Your name and the names of everyone else who co-wrote this with you.
• Your penname and the pennames of everyone else who co-wrote this with you.
• Whatever you use for your bio if we accept this for publication.
• A paragraph describing your inspiration to write this.
• A cover letter --we only read these if we are going to accept you or if we're on the fence about accepting you. Don't work too hard on it.
• An understanding of the dangers of leaving fields blank. Especially leaving your bio blank.

What your story should look like:

If you've made it this far, you might as well FAFO.
CLICK HERE AND START YOUR DOWNWARD SPIRAL!